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Wait for Sue Gray 

The act of knowing that something terrible is going to happen, but hoping that it will resolve itself without any further intervention if you wait long enough.
"I accidentally prescribed that patient the wrong dose."
"Are you going to warn them?"
"Let's just wait for Sue Gray."
Wait for Sue Gray by politicshairy January 14, 2022

Wait-for-Jesus Body 

When a girl is so hot, your literally willing to go through 2-3 years of sex free courtship and marriage just to have sex with her.
Man Dave, do you really think Megan has a Wait-for-Jesus body? Haven't you been dating that chick for a year without so much as a drunken handjob?

Wait for it 

A sentence-enhancing phrase, used to illustrate the epicness of an object/situation/event. Recently popularised and revived by How I Met Your Mother character Barney.
Example#1: Dude, I bought some dank quality porn - wait for it- ography. Behold the ass-kickery.

Example #2: This is going to be legen - wait for it - dary.
Wait for it by Dude of Life June 24, 2008

Wait For It 

The best fucking song in the whole damn Hamilton soundtrack like This song actually encourages sitting around On your ass and waiting for people to do something for u like I mean!!!!
And also it’s by the guy who shot the guy who wasn’t gonna through away his shot (which he mentions like 8888888,000000 times a nanosecond)
Person 1: LIFE DOESNT’T DISCRIMINATE

Person 2: BETWEEN THE SINNERES AND THE SAINTS

five hours later

Person 1: HAMILTON DOENST HESITATE HE exhibits NO RESTRAINT HE TAKES AND HE TAKES AND HE TAKES

Person 2: AND HE KEEPS WINNING ANYWAY HE CHANGES THE GAMES AND HE PLAYS AND HE RAISES THE STAKES

Person 1: AND IF THERES A REASON HE SEEMS TO THRIVE WHEN SO FEW HAVE SURVIVED THAN GODDAMNIT IM WILLING TO WAIT FOR IT

All: LIFE DOESNT DISCRIMINATE IT TAKES AND IT TAKES AND IT TAKES AND WE KEEP LIVING ANYWAY...
Wait For It by Bibihamfan September 14, 2020

Wait For It 

A phrase added between a word to add more suspense. The phrase was popularized the the TV show How I Met Your Mother.

wait for it 

An overused phrase intended to add a level of sarcastic suspense to a ― usually pointless ― event. Usually repeated at least twice in addition to dragging the words; especially "it" (waaiitt for itttt.... waaiitt for itttt....).

It used to be somewhat funny the first or second time you heard it. But anymore, there seems to be an abundance of people going out of there way to try to fit it in to their conversation, even when it doesn't fit. All of a sudden someone in the conversation will start saying, "wait for it... wait for it...," and you know it didn't belong in the conversation; they just wanted to use the phrase.

If you are going to use this phrase ― along with wearing a trucker hat and Heelies ― AT LEAST wait for a time in the conversation when it actually applies and is appropriate.
You and your friend are waiting for a call back from a hot girl from school.

You> When is she going to call?
Friend> Wait for it... wait for it...
Phone> *rings* ring ring ring ring ring... banana phone... *rings*
wait for it by THEJohnathan September 7, 2009