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someone who only eats vagina. like a vegetarian doesn't eat meat or a vegan doesn't eat anything that is the product of an animal, a vagian doesn't eat anything that isn't fanny.
(at a restaurant)
waiter: what can i get you ma'am?
vagian: do you have a vagian menu?
waiter: of course. (hands menu)
vagian: umm, i'll have the whole roasted-vagina with the side plate of minge. thanks.
vagian by _BBYCKZ July 5, 2009
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vagigantic 

Term used to describe an abnormally large vagina.
She pulled her panties down to her knees and they were still full of pussy. I'm telling you, that son-of-a-bitch was vagigantic!
vagigantic by Strycher99 July 29, 2008
n. A vagina that is legendary in both girth and depth, usually covered with a monstrous amount of pubes.
"I was doin' this gal last night and she didn't even notice. I think I have discovered a vagiant."
vagiant by Wendellian October 16, 2005

Vagimatate 

1). To consider deeply any and all aspects of the vagina, especially while under the influence of hormonal derangement, normally at the expense of getting anything else done. Most often this is a condition suffered by late-teen heterosexual males.
Mom, I can't mow the lawn. I'm bound to vagimatate, get distracted and mow my toes off. I'm sure you understand."
Vagimatate by cowboythecat April 24, 2009
Giving birth to multiple babies will result in a vagiant.
vagiant by Joejohn October 17, 2013

Vagimony 

Life long payments for temporary use of a vagina. The reality of what most of the world calls alimony.
"Dan got stuck with the vagimony, should never have married the bitch"
Vagimony by Andrew fuck March 24, 2006