A man that pretends that he will only have sex with a woman who's vagina is "just so," when in reality, he probably hasn't had sex in years if ever.
Brad: "ugh... too much hair is SICK! I don't want to fuck a dirty, tick infested rat's nest!!"
Brad's Buddy: "mmmm-hmmmm."
Brad: "and what about that roast beef
? DISGUSTING!! What the hell ARE those flip-flaps, anyway?!?!"
Brad's Buddy: "I couldn't say, Brad."
Brad: "Trim and tight, nothing but the slit showing, that's all I'll fuck, man!"
Brad's Buddy: "You're kind of a Vaginista, Brad."