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Pronounced Vaj-ancy: A portmanteau of the words "Vagina" and "Vacancy" meaning a vacant vagina.
I see you have a vagancy, but I'm guessing it's not high enough occupancy for me.
Vagancy by Ryan.C.S. August 12, 2011
Related Words

Vagimony 

Life long payments for temporary use of a vagina. The reality of what most of the world calls alimony.
"Dan got stuck with the vagimony, should never have married the bitch"
Vagimony by Andrew fuck March 24, 2006

Vaginamancy 

The ability of a woman to control a situation simply by benefit of being female.
In order to get help moving heavy boxes, Lorraine had to exercise some serious vaginamancy
Vaginamancy by centricity October 15, 2010

Vaginomancy 

1. The act of ascertaining information by interpretation of omens using a vagina as the agent. A common major chosen by still-undecided undergraduates.
Girl: What are you studying at school?
Boy: Vaginomancy.
Vaginomancy by flumpis October 16, 2006

vaginamancy 

The wyrd power posessed by women that allows them to control a heterosexual man's circulatory system, depriving blood to the brain, and readjusting flow to the lower waist
Her powers of vaginamancy are superior even to your mom's!
vaginamancy by Kevin Petrick February 17, 2004

vagmance 

The act of giving a woman's vagina proper attention before an intimate act.

The equivalent to wining and dining a girl (dinner, movie)
"wooing" of the vag.
Don't just stick it in, give me some vagmance first.
vagmance by knithappens October 25, 2011