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Prounounced: |U-TAS or YoU-tOSS|

N. Ultimate TOOL of Society

A. Sheep.

B. One who conforms to society to a perfect T and then some. (singing, modeling, pornography, playboy, dancing, raving, dating, marriage, military service, etc)

C. An instrument used in order to propagate as well as spread propaganda for further propagation.

D. One who helps to make the world go round, but does nothing to improve its quality of life except for those it deems "worthy," usually other compatible sheep.

E. Referred to as exponentially cool, in, or hip by the mass population. Usually keep NTOSes around in order to adopt their originality and knowledge as their own.

F. One who has read the book(s) "The Game" by Neal Strauss, "The 48 Laws of Power" by Robert Greene, "The Art of Seduction" by RG and related books.

G. Plays games with society and everyone in it and thinks of it as necessary strategic defensive maneuvering.

H. One who thinks what Gandhi did is pointless and that violence or malevolance solves everything.

I. Doesn't understand the difference between vindictive maliciousness and unwarranted malevolance.

J. One who throws their dukes up just because the wind is blowing too hard or in the wrong direction.

K. Typically has anger, self-esteem and disciplinary issues.

L. Rebellious in a conformist sort of way(;
Meerkat: "I used to be a unique creature, but now I'm just a UTOS... FML"

Elizabeth: "It's okay, I did that for 7 years too but now I realized that being a utos was lame and changed."

Meerkat: "BUT I LOVE IT, LIFE IS SO FUCKING EASY AND FUN!!!!"

Elizabeth: "Typical UTOS mentality, please shut up."

Meerkat: "WHAT BITCH!? I WILL GUT YOU!"

Elizabeth: "CHILL SMUTT! I SAID PLEASE!" (runs away screaming) "FIIIIREE!!!!"


"I fell in love with mornia over these past few years but shes such a utos, I became depressed. Then I realized I was a utos too and we can live happily ever after!!!"


"Utoses should all die. They are the reason why the world is going to shit... but we need them around so society doesn't crumble... FUCK!"


Sheep: "BAAAAAAA!"

Sage: "OooOooh look ma, a unicorn! It's amaaaaaZING!!!"

Mother: "No dear, that's just another sheep, don't be fooled."

Sage: "DAMMIT! FUCK THE WORLD!"
UTOS by lonewolf87 March 16, 2009
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Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026