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blue uterus
When a woman is sexually aroused but does not have intercourse, causing physical pain. Similar to blue balls for men.
Girl 1: He teased me so much and didn't fuck me.
Girl 2: Damn. That's brutal.
Girl 1: He gave me blue uterus.
Girl 2: I feel you, that's the worst.
Girl 2: Damn. That's brutal.
Girl 1: He gave me blue uterus.
Girl 2: I feel you, that's the worst.
blue uterus by trixxxondixxx June 2, 2014
utersouras rex
When a womans egg goes unfertilized during her monthly menstrual cycle a small angry dinosaur hatches inside her uterus from that egg. The dinosaur becomes very angry and causes the women alot of pain.
utersouras rex by may tree May 13, 2010
Shark Uterus Board
An often heard/misheard derivative of Charcuterie Board. A Shark Uterus or Sharkutery Board is often present at gatherings where food is served buffet style. The board generally consist of meats (especially smoked fish), cheese and occasionally nuts or preserves.
This jocular term is prevalent and was made popular in the Pacific Northwest of North America and is thought to have originated in the town of Ketchikan Alaska (which holds the title of salmon capital of the world).
This jocular term is prevalent and was made popular in the Pacific Northwest of North America and is thought to have originated in the town of Ketchikan Alaska (which holds the title of salmon capital of the world).
Anita's shark uterus board was the delight of her hungry dinner guests.
Stacy always made very certain to stock her shark uterus board with the choicest of smoked salmon.
Stacy always made very certain to stock her shark uterus board with the choicest of smoked salmon.
Shark Uterus Board by Deermountain Sage February 3, 2022
Fudgey Uterus
During intercourse via the anus, the penis is used to push faeces up the colon, thusly ending in a "fudgey uterus" of sorts.
Fudgey Uterus by scentless apprentice January 3, 2010