1. A fat ape with a huge amount of body hair and BO originating from the far east.
2.A crappy insult.
1. Kid - Wow, Thats a fat Baboon.
2. Kid - Your a D*ck faced baboon.
by The Koaladude September 10, 2005
A person that sags their pants revealing they're ass.
boy 1: Dude, you see Robert's sagging his pants?
boy 2: Yea he's a totally baboon
by hshadow April 22, 2009
B.A.B.O.O.N.- big ass boner out of nowhere
Nimit got a baboon after CJ and Hillary asked him if he was an ass or a titty man.
by Katzenback December 09, 2007
A collateral effect of having anal sex without a lubricant, which occurs as a red rim around the brown eye. The effect brings associations with the baboons butt. Can be used as a humiliating revenge that leaves itchy memories.
She pissed me off being a smartass, so didn’t lubricate my Johnson and gave her a red Baboon
by Krzychudab March 21, 2007
Going ass-to-ass with a partner and masturbating the other person through your legs.
After huffing paint, Shira and Danny babooned in the laundry room.
by Kendrick Paulson February 21, 2011
To Baboon someone is to (often with the help of a large-handed accomplice) slap them firmly on the naked buttocks. The victim's posterior rapidly takes on the bright-red appearance of that of the Hamadryas baboon.
Geoff was just picking up his towel when Al and I gave him a run-up Babooning - man, you could fry an egg on those glowing cheeks!
by doyouknowtheowenbrothers? November 30, 2006
A 'baboon' is the equivilent of a rim job.
Oh man. She gave me such a hot baboon last night that it was a rusty trombone!
by Muff butt January 11, 2009

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