utensiling 

when males and females lie together all facing the same way
type 1: clothed
type 2: unclothed

The other day my boyfriend and i were utensiling.

utensiling by oshlivia November 26, 2006

Utensilist 

Someone who has a hatred or intolerance towards a specific utensil. Sporks are the most common victims of utensilists.

"I hate sporks, they aren't good as a fork OR a spoon"

"You UTENSILIST. I can't believe you. If you can't learn to accept all kinds of utensils, we're through."

Utensilist by whatsonmymind August 30, 2009