Utensilist

Someone who has a hatred or intolerance towards a specific utensil. Sporks are the most common victims of utensilists.

"I hate sporks, they aren't good as a fork OR a spoon"

"You UTENSILIST. I can't believe you. If you can't learn to accept all kinds of utensils, we're through."

Utensilist by whatsonmymind August 30, 2009

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Utensilator

A box, space in cabinets or enclosure where you keep all the utensils which are used once in a year, yet you need them for those "just in case" moments. For example A Potjie (spelled PoyKee is a cast iron pot from South Africa which deserves to go inside a Utensilator.

" Joey ! Can you put away this "potjie" back in the Utensilator please"

Utensilator by Shazz Spazz October 15, 2008

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fen utensils

Instruments used for the art of fencing.

Outside of American Eagle, one may discover ladies fencing for advertisement. Observe the skills they have with the fen utensils!

fen utensils by TheNativez April 21, 2007

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Evolution of Modern Utensils

A scientific theory developed by Steve Peterson regarding the taxonomy and phylogeny of modern day utensils.

The Spoon Gang was founded on the premises provided by this theory.

The chart of the Evolution of Modern Utensils will be released soon.

Evolution of Modern Utensils by Official Spoon Gang October 17, 2019