urkle 

If something has a high urkle factor, it is really good or cool. A very informal word.

Guy 1: "Converses Are So Cool"
Guy 2: "Totally! They Have An Urkle Factor Of Like 100!!"

urkle by DeathlyEmoBiatch April 23, 2006

Urkle Poop

A bowel movement so vile it makes you think, "Did I poo that?!"

An Urkle Poop is an indescribable, horrific, and never-before seen shit that will be coming to a toilet bowl near you. The only way to understand it, is to experience it

"Oh man, I just had an Urkle Poop. That shit coiled around seven times, had bumps all over it, and looked to have a jellyfish-like creature oozing out of it."

Urkle Poop by Bonin' Bobno February 11, 2010

Urkle jerk 

The act of skeeting on Someones valuables. Then, upon their discovery of the soiled product say "did I do that?"

Dustin: I put on my headphones this morning and got a ear full of skeet. I feel like I have been Urkle jerked

Randal: Did I do that!?

Urkle jerk by The Rollin and the tiden March 7, 2011

urkle durkeling

Hotly bothered

Stop urkle durkeling when you’re near me

urkle durkeling by Uuuuuuuuuuurrrrrttrrrmmmnnnoom February 28, 2024

Unkle Urkle 

Unkle urkle is the one guy you like, he sells you the dankest kush. Although you always forget for some reason about later in the day when he makes you take something for the special deal he gave you.

being defined

Unkle Urkle: How was was that dank kush?

Johnny: I loved it was the best i've ever had!

Unkle Urkle: Great!, you know what's next then.

Johnny : Wait no! You said it was the last time!

Unkle Urkle: Dank kush has it's price.

Unkle Urkle by Nead555 April 11, 2016

stinky urkle 

When a guy takes a dump in his pants strapped with suspenders, then proceeds to take off his pants/suspenders with the dump laced in, ties that shit up, puts it on someone's doorstep, puts glasses on the pile, lights the pile up and rings the doorbell and leaves.( a bonus occurs if the house owner comes outside and stomps the fire out and gets shit everywhere)

Colin:Hahahah i can't believe we just stinky urkled that jackass
Jason:Dude that was father paul from my church
Colin: What a jackass

Jason: I got it anally from him last week;)

stinky urkle by firesauce December 19, 2009

Dick Urkel

Now the question is who is Dick Urkel? Is he the man or the hammer...? Or the cauldron ? He is actually the creator and narrator of the game Getting over it(with Dick Urkel). He's an asshole and will tell you random quotes while you're raging playing this godforsaken game and want to kill yourself. He's also famous for being in a videogamedunkey video.

"This is gonna be one of those games where the fucking guy talks over the whole time isn't it ?"
"The only way this game is good is if you get to beat the fucking guy to death with the hammer. The guy who keeps talking."
"Fucking Dick Urkel piece of shit game!"

Dick Urkel by bipedal December 4, 2019