headphones

(n.) A socially acceptable “I'm ignoring you.” device.

We talked to him early this morning, but he's got his headphones on.

by tuff stuff October 21, 2015

headphones

A device that, if used correctly, well surround you and completely drown out all human life. Also used to ignore pricks.

" My headphones broke."

by Bumbumbuum December 11, 2016

headphones

tiny little speakers generally connected to ones ears.

man my headphones broke how am i gonna listen to my emo? *cries*

by Briam September 1, 2003

headphones

What you wear when u are getting a blowjob (head) if you don't like slurping or u just wanna hear some music.

Headphones are good during head.

by jamlink April 25, 2010

headphones

When a girl is giving head, or you are eating her out, and the person getting head, or eaten out, wraps their legs around the person's head.

Some girl was sucking me really good, so I gave that bitch headphones.

by The One and Only Ross June 28, 2006

headphones

Backstage on the set of movies, "headphones" means "titties".

"Damn, that girl has a serious set of headphones, and they're real too."

"Nice headphones."

by Mixtape February 4, 2008

headphoning

verb. When a person puts their headphones on and pretends to be listening to music, when in reality they are listening to the conversation around them. This is done for the headphoners benefit. You can find out all sorts of interesting information previously unavailable..

I headphone when at the nurse's office when people are getting weighed, talking about their problems, and also at my Mom's church meetings..

by SuperSize August 7, 2005