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Dante Hicks: You ever notice how all the prices end in nine? Damn, that's eerie.
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Randal Graves: (reading a magazine) Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz mopper makes per hour? Dante Hicks: What's a jizz-mopper? Randal Graves: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each guy jerks off. Dante Hicks: Nudie booth? Randal Graves: Yeah, nudie booth. You've never been in a nudie booth? Dante Hicks: I guess not. Randal Graves: Oh, it's great. There's this glass between you and these chicks, and they put on a show for you for like 10 bucks. Dante Hicks: What kinda show? (Customer walks up to counter with a bottle of glass cleaner and a roll of paper towels) Randal Graves: They do the weirdest, craziest shit you like to see chicks do. They insert things into any opening on their body - ANY opening. Dante Hicks: Could we not talk about this right now? Randal Graves: The jizz-mopper's job is to clean off the glass after each guy shoots a load. I don't know if you noticed, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away. Offended Customer: I will never come to this place again! Dante Hicks: I'm sorry? Offended Customer: Using filthy language in front of the customers, you ... |
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one of the coolist white kids you can ever know... also know for having a bid dick girl one: man whos that
girl two: oh thats randal |
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No can handle. Usualy falls asleep or passes out first when drinking or smoking the good herb. Dude that guy is a randal. Its so early and he passed out already.
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Randal: A close offspring to a Ricky, most likely found lurking around the high school drama halls. In almost every way similar to that of a Ricky, with the exception of possibly getting a job, unlikely however to hold said job. Tom: Can you believe that kid over there, he looks like such a Ricky.
Bobby: That kid is not a Ricky, He washed my car last week, he's just another Randal. |
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| 5. | RANDAL | ||
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To go against the grain, the act of wiping from your ass to your vagina. I was so drunk last nite I pulled a randal and now my pussy smells like shit.
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