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Upper Cracker 

A bubbly fart that rolls to the top of the butt crack. Typically it makes a higher pitch sound than a standard bubbly fart.
Did you hear Steve’s upper cracker in the locker room the other day? It sounded super weird.

Cracker upper

Someone who is sooo funny that they make you pee on yourself
Dude stop being a cracker upper!

Why?

I'm gonna pee myself!!!!
Cracker upper by Rayraymadden June 22, 2014