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Noun. A slang word used to describe a really fat ugly bitch. The word is derived from the from the measurement of a standard kitchen unit, which is 60cm wide/deep (dishwasher, washing machine, tumble drier etc all conform to these standard dimensions).

Correct timing and pronunciation is crucial to the effect of this word. It is best shouted loudly after walking past a really fat minger in the street, with particular emphasis on the first syllable.
Pablo: "Did you see that woman?"
Jaimie: "No?"
Pablo: "UUUUUNIT!!!"
by Pablo Escobar January 06, 2004
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1. The penis.
2. Shorter term for Randy Johnson, AKA "The Big Unit", NL Cy Young award winner and 2001 World Series MVP pitcher for the Arizona Diamondbacks.
1. I have a really big unit. But you already knew that.
2. Did Unit pitch last night, or was it Curt Schilling?
by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003
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The equivalent of "dude" as used in the book by M.T. Anderson, Feed.
"I'm so null, unit."
by Robert Cogdill July 20, 2005
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When you're measuring something, you measure it in units...like meters or inches or ounces or grams...yeah.
I know it's long, but HOW MANY UNITS! This is a scientific experiment for God's sake!!
by Signor Turd May 25, 2003
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Cop term for Unauthorized Nigger In Town
(Suburb Cop on the radio) We have a U.N.I.T. in a black B.M.W. He's doing the speed limit, no tints, wearing a seat belt, plates are legit, but I'm gonna pull him over anyway.
by Dari J. August 14, 2008
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male penis and scrotum, or female mound/vulva/labia/vagina
When she turned him down he pulled out his unit and began waving it around her face.

When I decided to surprise fuck him, I shaved my unit the night before. He said it was the best vaginal sex he'd ever had.
by Jake January 20, 2004
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A word used to describe parents, normally when they are in the room, can hear your conversations or happen to always be right in the damn room next to you while you talk on the motherfucking phone. Short for "parental unit"
Guy 1 (On the other end of the phone): Hey dude did you hear about Hayley Williams posting a topless pic on her twitter?

Guy 2: Dude I can't talk about that right now, I have unit problems.

Guy 1: Oh, sorry.
by Izionn June 11, 2010
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