A person who somehow manages to use Instagram/Facebook to make their life seem even shittier than it probably actually is.
"Hey did you see Mark's pic of him with that D-list celebrity he was unreasonably excited to meet?"
"No, sorry. Mark's fun to have a few drinks with, but honestly I find him pretty unInstaresting."
When you tap through a beautiful woman’s Instagram story expecting a bikini pic… and instead get a breaking-news take on politics she learned 12 seconds ago that absolutely nobody asked for and she does not know anything about. And she keeps posting them because the views are high, meanwhile the guys watching are just patiently waiting for the next scandalous outfit drop.
Stephanie is in the Bahamas and I keep checking her feed.
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.