4 definitions by Rambler12013

UnInstaresting

A person who somehow manages to use Instagram/Facebook to make their life seem even shittier than it probably actually is.

"Hey did you see Mark's pic of him with that D-list celebrity he was unreasonably excited to meet?"
"No, sorry. Mark's fun to have a few drinks with, but honestly I find him pretty unInstaresting."

by Rambler12013 October 27, 2016

ass-puke

A synonym for taking a crap

"Hey, could you guys hold up? I need to go ass-puke really quick."

by Rambler12013 July 16, 2008

the tig

The contiguous United States of America

Bill's trip to Hawaii was his first time out of the tig.

by Rambler12013 July 16, 2008

mouth-shit

A synonym for vomit

"Man! I drank way too much last night! I was mouth-shitting all over the place!"

by Rambler12013 July 16, 2008