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Unicorn Chaser 

One who spends the remainder of their career, or vastly shortens a new one, chasing statistical aberrations under 1 in 10 million in occurrence.
Larry spent that last three months before retirement at the agency as a Unicorn Chaser, he dug through every single student loan debt over $1.5 million, found 87 that were post probate, 15 legally discharged for non compos, disability, otherwise, and 3 who were unavailable because they were locked up in foreign prisons.

The Indiana Zoophile study turned out to be the ultimate Unicorn Chaser exercise. After 5 years they found all of 200 people to interview, 135 of them turned out to be primarily into gay furry kink, 25 had severe delusions and mental illness, and the remainder were otherwise sane, productive, but oddly enough had romantic and sometimes physical relations with animals. The good news was, if they wanted to find a unicorn IRL, these people were perfect, because maybe 1 of them might have been trying to have sex with, or did have sex with one. ;)
Unicorn Chaser by Michigan Escapee January 27, 2020

Unicorn Chaser 

(noun) A person that is too perky, nice, cutesy, or obnoxiously positive and lives in a imaginary world of rainbows and unicorns. Antonym: Unicorn Puncher; reality.
The Unicorn Chaser can see the bright positive side to everyone, even Hitler.
Unicorn Chaser by Azerifilly July 29, 2014

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026