uncockscious 

When one becomes unconscious from choking on a penis.

That whore Jackie was giving a blowjob, but then she became uncockscious.

uncockscious by Philbo Baggins October 26, 2007

Uncorked 

Uncorked (adjective) - to be in a state of unpredictability, often spirited, carefree and rambunctious, as though one has imbibed a moderate but not exorbitant amount of wine - even though in reality not a single drop has been drunk.

I was gonna try to get some work done last night but was feeling kinda uncorked so I went out and egged some houses instead.

Uncorked by THISTHEND June 16, 2016

Uncork her then pork her 

"Uncork her then pork her" refers to the removal of a girl's tampon and then inserting your dick in its place. This is always done with caution.

Yo, you think Sarisha is on her period? Cuz if she iz, Ima uncork her then pork her.

Uncork her then pork her by Lindsay Martinez May 27, 2008

uncorking a vintage 

Masturbation with the utmost attention to one's pleasure and satisfaction.

Sorry I didn't answer the door bro, I was uncorking a vintage.

uncorking a vintage by headydead September 25, 2013

Uncorking the Red Wine

when someone rips out a girls tampon with his teeth and then eats her out

Kotch got so drunk and horny that he couldn't control himself from Elizabeth knowing it was her time of the month, so he took her in the bathroom and started Uncorking the Red Wine.

Uncorking the Red Wine by JizzyJake38 December 6, 2010

Uncorking the Salami 

When a man cuts his penis so that the tip fills with blood. The blood crystalises, blocking it up, and then the man ejaculates, sending semen and dried blood everywhere.

"I caught him uncorking the salami all over her"

Uncorking the Salami by Cumrag Adenauer September 8, 2022