1 definition by headydead

Top Definition
Masturbation with the utmost attention to one's pleasure and satisfaction.
Sorry I didn't answer the door bro, I was uncorking a vintage.
#wank fap jerk off #fiddle #crankin' on the ol' wang #polishing brass #handfive #hitchiking to heaven
by headydead September 25, 2013
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