ubitchitous 

the ever-present bitch

Some rando gurl: Yo, make me a sandwich.
Sexy guy: Gurrrrrrl, you ubitchitous!

Bitches be everywhere!

ubitchitous by JustinBeiberFanboiiii March 23, 2011

bitchitous 

the disease little league all stars get when they get rocked on varsity

casey told coach his arm hurts, i said hes got bitchitous

bitchitous by roll your hands May 1, 2009

Ubitchuous 

The act of being unnecessarily bitchy. Gratuitous bitchiness.

Sarah Palin can be so fucking ubitchuous.

Ubitchuous by Shiteweasel November 21, 2011

Bitchitous 

a non-deadly disease that most women have and show. The disease causes them to act EXTREMILY bitchy!!

Kristen sure seem's to be acting bitchy lately, she must have bitchitous

Bitchitous by Patrick_Hughes August 23, 2007

Bitchitous 

The disease people get when they are being a bitch about something normal people deal with on the regular.

*cough* *cough* ah shit, Gina, I think I caught your bitchitous

Bitchitous by Justinnnn123456 April 22, 2021