A variation of the AP English course; during which you spent most of your time agonizing over writing thesis statements for literary essays, but then realise that it is a favorable activity compared to trying to - in vain - finish annotating Shakespeare.
Teacher: Caesura. Thesis statement. GO!
Student A: WHAT?! How is that possible for a literary essay?!
Student B: Well, I did one for calcium.
Student A: Agh, thesis statements...
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You will get a B-Ting in Tinglish class.
Certain dialect derived from San Jose, and spoken throughout the Bay Area as a type of slang used as substitutions for incriminating words and statements. Used as a type of code language to ensure there's no ear hustlin' going on in the near vicinity.
When speaking with people from China with a thick accent, we can't really decipher what they're saying, so the English inadvertently turns into Tiong-lish.
The word stems from "Ah Tiong", a phrase used commonly to describe dirty unwashed people from China.
I couldn't understand the Tionglish she was speaking, I almost mistook "contribution" for "CountryBuilding"!
Tringlish is simply trini english. People say that Trinidadians speak dialect but it's a whole different language that you have to learn like any other.
Jack : Eh ged if yuh see meh dey eh watch nah yuh go bawl fuh mercy i swear!!
Jill : What? I'm lost!
John : Don't pay him no mind, he's just speaking tringlish
OR
Mrs.Richards : Please speak proper English
James : Sorry I does only speak Tringlish