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a two headed humanlike creature with many long sharp teeth that prefers living in the shadows
i was attacked by a twoof last night.
by hammurabiwasalier February 6, 2018
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yo mario, give me twoof those subs bruh
by biscunty September 28, 2018
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Twoof

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1.
the muscular snapper with roast beef flaps between the legs of a female. It looks very similar to a beat up old catchers mit. It can be covered in hair, groomed neatly, or bald as well.

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I got on the internet the other day and found a picture of Hope Solo's Twoof, that shit looks like a bag of week old Arby's found in a mall parking lot.
by Officer Rick Danko November 12, 2020
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An exclamation for something that appears or happens by surprise
I was on my way to South Campus when twoof! An Oettinger went past me.
by ClawedHealer February 23, 2018
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Someone Who slaps a person that is short
aw ya twoof
by THEGUYWHOMAKESWEIRDWORDS November 13, 2022
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OW YA TWOOF
by THEGUYWHOMAKESWEIRDWORDS November 13, 2022
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when a person winks their asshole at you.
It was a dollar well spent when the stripper twootched me.
by Globfather November 1, 2008
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