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a two headed humanlike creature with many long sharp teeth that prefers living in the shadows
i was attacked by a twoof last night.
Twoof by hammurabiwasalier February 6, 2018
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two of
yo mario, give me twoof those subs bruh
twoof by biscunty September 28, 2018
noun
1.
the muscular snapper with roast beef flaps between the legs of a female. It looks very similar to a beat up old catchers mit. It can be covered in hair, groomed neatly, or bald as well.

Similar:
vulva
front bottom
lady parts
vulgar slangcunt
pussy
twat
snatch
honeypot
punani
muff
tail
fanny
quim
minge
clunge
box
beaver
jelly roll
cooze
pum-pum
I got on the internet the other day and found a picture of Hope Solo's Twoof, that shit looks like a bag of week old Arby's found in a mall parking lot.
Twoof by Officer Rick Danko November 12, 2020
An exclamation for something that appears or happens by surprise
I was on my way to South Campus when twoof! An Oettinger went past me.
Twoof by ClawedHealer February 23, 2018
Someone Who slaps a person that is short
aw ya twoof
Twoof by THEGUYWHOMAKESWEIRDWORDS November 13, 2022
OW YA TWOOF
TWOOF by THEGUYWHOMAKESWEIRDWORDS November 13, 2022
when a person winks their asshole at you.
It was a dollar well spent when the stripper twootched me.
twootch by Globfather November 1, 2008
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