twatterism 

Any insult that includes a reference to female genitalia.

Harmony was angry at Geoff after he used a twatterism.

twatterism by The curious bibliophile September 11, 2018

Twitterista 

Stylish Twitter user. One who sends stylish tweets. One who tweets interesting tweets.

She's such a Twitterista ... her tweets have so much style!

Twitterista by VeeeGeee January 15, 2010

Twittervissement 

To fritter away in the Twittersphere. The divertissement of cultural expression into trival fragments. A progressive cognitive degeneration, characterized by an inability to grasp or formalize a thread of meaning running through successive stages of a process. The forfeiture of higher analytic and creative purpose, favoring short gold-fish like spurts of diversion.

The growing Twittervissement of social communication, has steadily wheedled into professional and academic conventions, leading some experts to warn that former modes of complex reasoning are on an irreversible course toward extinction.

Twittervissement by modular language July 12, 2012

twitteritis

A term describing a not-so-rare messaging condition linked to the use of twitter, a micro blogging technology. The condition arises when one becomes diseased with sharing every aspect of what they are doing all the time, everywhere.

Twitteritis can be identified by overuse of twitter.com - when someone is brushing their hair - they rush to their browser to twitter that they are brushing their hair or to share that they are petting their cat, scooping ice cream...

twitteritis by Lorrie Thomas December 30, 2008

twitterass 

Harassing someone through twitter, usually following them while they are not following you; local and national celebrities or press people, etc.

twitterassing, twitterassment.

(also, sexual twitterassment)

"Yea, Jay decided to take a break from twitter. That girl he met last week totally twitterassed him."

"It is the policy of this paper that no reporter respond to twitterassment from the unwashed masses we feed our crap to."

twitterass by mat_catastrophe September 9, 2011

twitterism 

Deep insights about life in 140 chars or less. Stems from the microblogging service Twitter that allows posts of up to 140 characters. Coined in a tweet on May 7, 2007.

Subjective idealism twitterism: "If a tree falls in the forest and noone is there to Twitter about it, did it really happen at all?"
Sacred Emily's twitterism: "A twitterism is a twitterism is a twitterism"
Descartes' twitterism: "I twitter, therefore I am"

twitterism by Jens Roland May 30, 2008

Twitterish 

An adjective used to describe someone (very) active on Twitter.

For the average internet-goer, being Twitterish only lasts for a short period of time after a Twitter account is acquired.

Becoming Twitterish may occur after someone realizes that have a large sum of followers (more than one), and feel that they would be let down if that someone doesn't tweet.

Nancy: Dude, ever since Johnny realized he had 3 followers, he's been so Twitterish! He dumped me "for the good of the community!"

Twitterish by LPGhatguy June 28, 2011