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twitoric by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 14, 2011
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Twittourettes
Early Stage Twittourettes:
Early Stage Twittourettes is a condition specific to Twitter users who sit back and watch what other people are tweeting, while not actively tweeting themselves. The Twitter user with Twittourettes will often send seemingly witty, yet random replies to a Tweet that he/she feels will result in, at the least, a short conversation. The Twitter user with Twittourettes will sit and wait for a reply, but 99.9% of the time will be ignored. See Example 1
Advanced Stage Tourettes:
In Advanced Stage Twittourettes, the Twitter user will Tweet random thoughts which are geared towards drawing attention to themselves. The Twitter user with Twittourettes will sit and wait for a reply, but 99.9% of the time will be ignored. See Example 2
Early Stage Twittourettes is a condition specific to Twitter users who sit back and watch what other people are tweeting, while not actively tweeting themselves. The Twitter user with Twittourettes will often send seemingly witty, yet random replies to a Tweet that he/she feels will result in, at the least, a short conversation. The Twitter user with Twittourettes will sit and wait for a reply, but 99.9% of the time will be ignored. See Example 1
Advanced Stage Tourettes:
In Advanced Stage Twittourettes, the Twitter user will Tweet random thoughts which are geared towards drawing attention to themselves. The Twitter user with Twittourettes will sit and wait for a reply, but 99.9% of the time will be ignored. See Example 2
Example 1
Early Stage Twittourettes:
NormalUser1: Does anyone know if the Celebrity Standup special on TV is part of the Tour?
RandomUser2: @NormalUser1 Google is your friend
NormalUser1: Everyone says it is, so I won't watch it cuz I'm going to see him on tour.
RandomUser2: @NormalUser1 You're not missing anything, the TV special is censored
NormalUser1: So, is anyone else going to see the Celebrity Standup special on tour?
Example 2
Advanced Stage Twittourettes:
RandomGuy1: I tried vegetarianism, but I realized that all those cute animals are so delicious.
Early Stage Twittourettes:
NormalUser1: Does anyone know if the Celebrity Standup special on TV is part of the Tour?
RandomUser2: @NormalUser1 Google is your friend
NormalUser1: Everyone says it is, so I won't watch it cuz I'm going to see him on tour.
RandomUser2: @NormalUser1 You're not missing anything, the TV special is censored
NormalUser1: So, is anyone else going to see the Celebrity Standup special on tour?
Example 2
Advanced Stage Twittourettes:
RandomGuy1: I tried vegetarianism, but I realized that all those cute animals are so delicious.
Twittourettes by Greywulf2112 May 17, 2009
Related Words
Twittourettes • titour • Twitocracy • Twitoris • twitoric • twittour • Twitturbate • Twitturd • twitturgatory • Twiturbated
Twitturbate
Endless Twitter stream of self-gratifying, self-promoting, self-congratulatory crap unoriginally composed in 140 characters or less.
v. Twitturbate
n. Twitturbation
adj. Twitturbatory
adv. Twitturbatingly
(Not to be confused with Twitterbate, achingly boring Twitter debates that really ought to be taken to direct message.)
v. Twitturbate
n. Twitturbation
adj. Twitturbatory
adv. Twitturbatingly
(Not to be confused with Twitterbate, achingly boring Twitter debates that really ought to be taken to direct message.)
"I logged onto Twitter today and @XXX was having another Twitturbate session with himself."
"This convo is nothing but Twitturbation. Why don't u get a life?"
"This convo is nothing but Twitturbation. Why don't u get a life?"
Twitturbate by Viva Visibility October 30, 2008
Twitoris
Any news item or public event, no matter how small or hard to find, that arouses a sudden and significant level of excitement from the Twitter community.
Bob: Man, did you see how Twitter lit up after Ahmadinejad's statement that "(There is) no significant need for the United States"?
Dave: Yeah I know. He really found the twitoris with that one.
Dave: Yeah I know. He really found the twitoris with that one.
Twiturbated
@SillyFilly lol that was meant for you. i think i accidentally twitter masturbated...
@SillyFilly ....twiturbated? :s
@SillyFilly ....twiturbated? :s
Twiturbated by Ivy Hardbottle February 21, 2011
Twitocracy
An illegitimate presidential administration that is driven by posts on twitter written by an illegitimate, orange faced twit.
"Can you believe this twitocracy??"
" I know! What a buffoon! His / her last tweet was posted from the playground."
" I know! What a buffoon! His / her last tweet was posted from the playground."
Twitocracy by Dcoltframer January 16, 2017