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Twitoris 

Any news item or public event, no matter how small or hard to find, that arouses a sudden and significant level of excitement from the Twitter community.
Bob: Man, did you see how Twitter lit up after Ahmadinejad's statement that "(There is) no significant need for the United States"?

Dave: Yeah I know. He really found the twitoris with that one.
Twitoris by IdnEgo October 1, 2009
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twitoric 

a writing style one adopts on Twitter, in order not to exceed the allotted 140 characters
I can read half a page of regular text quicker than one line of cryptic twitoric.
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twittoris 

The hyper-excited sexual gland of a female when a twitter follower of high stature retweets her post
Rosie thought her twittoris would explode after Daniel tosh retweeted her post about puppies
twittoris by Moo E. Loco September 14, 2013
Damnn! that girl has a huge titoris to go with those fat rolls.
Titoris by ShmiggenbottomMan December 3, 2010

Twitrist 

Someone who acts like the classic blue haired "freedom fighter" commonly found on twitter
Stop being a Twitrist
Twitrist by Uno_Bruno October 23, 2022
The sensitive part of a woman’s nipple.
Dude, you can’t just pit my entire titty in your mouth and think it excites me. You have to find my titoris.
Titoris by Dr. Shirley April 6, 2024

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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