twitdouche

Some idiot who tells you how to use twitter. Normally in an I'm-better-than-you kind of way.

Gunar: "@jakeattacks Omg. This is a tweet. -Gunar"

Jake: "Dude. You don't sign a tweet with your name, that's just freakish!"

Gunar: "Stop being a twitdouche."

twitdouche by jakeattacks July 12, 2009

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Twadouche

A twadouche is a man who is so douchie that he has grown a twat.

Ed and Peter are twadouches, they need to be smacked!

Twadouche by burek1234 June 3, 2009

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twitdouche • Tindouche • Twadouche

Tindouche

Lifer of Tinder, only looking for sex with no regard or respect for people or a relationship ever.

having casual after casual Fling with whoever sticks, years after years, expecting sex on the first date through manipulation tactics such as lovebombing or even avoidance of true intentions. Strings women along and continues to juice new ones...

A person that invites himself over the other persons house is a tindouche

A person who doesn’t take you to dinner is a tindouche

Mental Illness could be the reason someone is a tindouche

Tindouche by GSiren September 15, 2020

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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