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Originating from an idyllic area in the South West of England, Twerton, the term is used to describe a character who has a wardrobe consisting entirely of discounted sporting apparel and one ill-fitting suit from Burtons used for court appearances and regular family christenings (the result of cousins breeding like rabbits). Wears Lynx Africa but has an overpowering scent of stale Rich Tea biscuits. Thick as pig shit.
I see Dave was wearing his white Donnay socks with his suit for the big meeting, the fucking Twert.
Twert by jojubs June 6, 2020
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To cheekily wink your butthole and gently trust your hips in secret
“I twerted impatiently while my friend packed his bag”
Twert by twertaholic December 21, 2021
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Brit. colloqualism for perineum. See also bifkin.
I have an itchy, flaky twert.
twert by Dan Fox June 19, 2003
To fart while tweeting/blogging on twitter.
Anderson Cooper twerted while on twitter after eating a Chipotle burrito.
Twert by Tdub00 July 8, 2009

squirrelling your twert 

Violent female masturbateson with woodland creatures
My vagina really hurts after squirrelling your twert all weekend

buck-tweet 

an intrusive commercial advertizing message one receives on Twitter
I hate that whenever I use a technical term on twitter, I end up getting unsolicited buck-tweets about related products or businesses.

sweet-tweet 

a complementary, exceptionally clever, or simply pleasant Twitter post
(1) It’s not 'sucking up' to send sweet-tweets to celeb heroes; it’s only like you're applauding them.
(2) That was a sweet-tweet you wrote about the Oscars.