twert

Brit. colloqualism for perineum. See also bifkin.

I have an itchy, flaky twert.

by Dan Fox June 19, 2003

Twert

Originating from an idyllic area in the South West of England, Twerton, the term is used to describe a character who has a wardrobe consisting entirely of discounted sporting apparel and one ill-fitting suit from Burtons used for court appearances and regular family christenings (the result of cousins breeding like rabbits). Wears Lynx Africa but has an overpowering scent of stale Rich Tea biscuits. Thick as pig shit.

I see Dave was wearing his white Donnay socks with his suit for the big meeting, the fucking Twert.

by jojubs June 6, 2020

Twert

To cheekily wink your butthole and gently trust your hips in secret

“I twerted impatiently while my friend packed his bag”

by twertaholic December 21, 2021

Twerted

To fart while twerking.

"Breebree just twerted on that nigga, she gross AF!"

by WokeAssNiggarino April 15, 2017

Twerting

Flirting on Twitter. Derived from a combination of flirting and tweeting.

Mike was twerting with Mary but Mary was unimpressed with his twerting and was twerting elsewhere with Brad.

by Aussie Cossie October 12, 2009

Twert

To fart while tweeting/blogging on twitter.

Anderson Cooper twerted while on twitter after eating a Chipotle burrito.

by Tdub00 July 8, 2009

Twerting

The act of twerking while using twitter.

Guy 1: Yo that girl is twerkin but also has her hands on the floor on her phone - sup?

Guy 2: Oh she must be twerting.

by lesbenson November 12, 2013