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A turtle owned by a child who has a slight wittle wetard wisp.
"Jake what's your favorite animal?"
"I wike Twertles"
by Baileyswaxytwertles February 12, 2010
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Twertle is a slang word for vagina. Pronounced "turtle" but more with a lisp. Could be used to describe a sexual encounter between two females like "twertle time." Can be used in verb context, "twertling."
In the movie Black Swan, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis freakishly participate in twertle time.

"Don't touch my twertle!"

"I like your twertle."
by pentagon+2 October 10, 2011
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The moment when turtles dance around majestically with mass twerking skills. It has also been called twirtle and is the result of a hybrid between Nicki Minaj and a turtle
The skype turtle emoji "solo and loving it" shows the first step the turtle makes when it starts the twirtle mating dance.
Bob said" wow man you dance like a twertle" Charles snickered and replied with" I know right Nicki Minaj would be so proud" Bod replied in disgust" dude you took it to far " Charles sat in the corner and cried
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by Fajita September 05, 2016
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