twern
twern by Bobolovski October 5, 2006
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Twern Twiddling
Kirsty: 'Ealish? What are you doing this weekend?'
Ealish: 'Just going cruising, maybe some twern twiddling up Douggie head?'
Kirsty: 'Nice'.
Ealish: 'Just going cruising, maybe some twern twiddling up Douggie head?'
Kirsty: 'Nice'.
Twern Twiddling by KrazzzyKat January 20, 2009
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twern • twern juice • Twern Twiddling • Twerne • twernen' • twernt • Twerny • Cashmere Twerner • tween • tweener
twern juice
the little bit of skin beetween your ass and balls is called the twern,if itwern there your guts would fall out.when the twern gets sweaty it produces twern juice
twern juice by shane cross October 25, 2008
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fart-ternal by GWEBB818 January 21, 2017
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Twegner
A very important region of the male reproductive organ that has no function but to elongate and hang the sack.
The average ballsack has 3 major parts: the two testicles, enclosed together in the bottom of the scrotum, and a stretch of the sack that connects the lower scrotum to the base of the shaft. It is only present in warm conditions, as in colder temperatures it become invisible, not hiding but ceasing to exist completely until the climate returns to comfortable.
This stretch, called the twegner, is usually ignored as simply a part of the general scrotum. However, this misconception is harmful to the reputation of the twegner. The twegner deserves our gratitude--it allows semen to survive in warm conditions. It does so much unthanked work every day, and most of you never even thought about it once. If you have one, recognize and thank your twegner at every opportunity for having your back without you ever knowing. If you don't, please take the time to ask someone to thank theirs for you.
The average ballsack has 3 major parts: the two testicles, enclosed together in the bottom of the scrotum, and a stretch of the sack that connects the lower scrotum to the base of the shaft. It is only present in warm conditions, as in colder temperatures it become invisible, not hiding but ceasing to exist completely until the climate returns to comfortable.
This stretch, called the twegner, is usually ignored as simply a part of the general scrotum. However, this misconception is harmful to the reputation of the twegner. The twegner deserves our gratitude--it allows semen to survive in warm conditions. It does so much unthanked work every day, and most of you never even thought about it once. If you have one, recognize and thank your twegner at every opportunity for having your back without you ever knowing. If you don't, please take the time to ask someone to thank theirs for you.
1) "If I take good care of my twegner, it will take good care of me."
2) "Man--it's so cold in here that I think my twegner is gone"
2) "Man--it's so cold in here that I think my twegner is gone"
Twegner by The Anatomical Educator December 11, 2013
tweencho
"If I ever got a paper cut in the tweencho, it would really hurt; that's why I always wear underpants while handling paper products."
tweencho by Smackdown Lane July 29, 2006
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