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Turtletimper 

(Adj.)
This word is used to describe a person that timps another.
You are a turtletimper.
Turtletimper by Zbreg February 14, 2005

Turtletight 

Very tight vagina.
Damn she was turtletight, and that shit is waterproof.
Turtletight by BabyD3313 July 30, 2018
titleitis - the overwhelming compulsion to have a title, any title, while failing to live up to the standard of that title.
John's breath reeks of titleitis - he sounds like some self-important schmuck since he became club treasurer. He still can't balance the check book.
titleitis by FBryanC December 28, 2013

Turtlefishing 

Picking out the chubbiest girl or guy in a crowd and befriending them with intent to sleep with them that night.
We went to jackpot for Mickey and the motor cars concert. Dirty nate went turtlefishing with the biggest girl in the house.
Turtlefishing by Fatcatg August 26, 2018
the best Twitter account ever to be made ong
turtleito is a goat
turtleito by Turtleito October 1, 2020

turtlefish

-- Rocky Kingston (bloodborn of Darr Kingston)

noun
Something worthless, deceptive, or insincere. Insolent talk or behavior.

intransitive verb
To foolishly engage in idle conversation. To attempt to mislead or deceive by talking nonsense.

adjective
Very nervous; anxious.

interjection
Used to covertly announce ones' hyper-aware state of something seeming off.
Synonym of 'bullshit.'

"Turtlefish."
turtlefish by Rocky Kingston October 25, 2022
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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