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turtleitis

When your penis has major shrinkage, due to cold water, weather or anything else cold.
Brrr! got a wicked case of turtleitis, this pool is too cold!
turtleitis by aries:) March 5, 2010
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Turtletimper 

(Adj.)
This word is used to describe a person that timps another.
You are a turtletimper.
Turtletimper by Zbreg February 14, 2005

Turtletight 

Very tight vagina.
Damn she was turtletight, and that shit is waterproof.
Turtletight by BabyD3313 July 30, 2018
titleitis - the overwhelming compulsion to have a title, any title, while failing to live up to the standard of that title.
John's breath reeks of titleitis - he sounds like some self-important schmuck since he became club treasurer. He still can't balance the check book.
titleitis by FBryanC December 28, 2013

Turtlefishing 

Picking out the chubbiest girl or guy in a crowd and befriending them with intent to sleep with them that night.
We went to jackpot for Mickey and the motor cars concert. Dirty nate went turtlefishing with the biggest girl in the house.
Turtlefishing by Fatcatg August 26, 2018
the best Twitter account ever to be made ong
turtleito is a goat
turtleito by Turtleito October 1, 2020

turtlefish

-- Rocky Kingston (bloodborn of Darr Kingston)

noun
Something worthless, deceptive, or insincere. Insolent talk or behavior.

intransitive verb
To foolishly engage in idle conversation. To attempt to mislead or deceive by talking nonsense.

adjective
Very nervous; anxious.

interjection
Used to covertly announce ones' hyper-aware state of something seeming off.
Synonym of 'bullshit.'

"Turtlefish."
turtlefish by Rocky Kingston October 25, 2022
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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