turdbaler 

an ass, butt, pooper, crapfactory, bum, a place where shit is packed before coming out, booty, badonkadonk

look at the turdbaler on her

turdbaler by G2thefarmer January 6, 2011

turdboner 

1. Joke about poop
2. Turd protruding because of intense need to defecate.
3. Gay guys erection.
4. Strait guys erection for anal sex.
5. Gay guy.
6. Long, hard, floating poop that doesn't flush down.
7. Large, oddly shaped black mans erection.

1. "No more telling turdboners at school Johnny"
2. Knock, knock, knock..."Hurry up in there, I got a turdboner skidmarkin' my undies!"
3. "When Serge bent over, Leroy got a turdboner"
4. "C'mon honey, it's been forever since last time...I'll take it easy...just the tip I promise...I've got a total turdboner tonight"
5. "Look at that turdboner in the pink skinny jeans"
6. "It took three flushes to get that turdboner down, and look at the marks it left in the toilet bowl!"
7. "OMG Tyrone's unit is so big, brown and bent, it looks like a turdboner"

turdboner by Jerexy Huxrich August 4, 2012

turdbulence 

When one performs a violent or unsteady bowl movement typically after consuming Indian food and a milky beverage.

Person A: "How’d you go in the dunny?”
Person B: “It was sheer Turdbulence.”

turdbulence by anonymous-g July 14, 2011

Turdable

When an event/thing turns even worse than terrible..it becomes turdable.

Guy 1: "yo as if this party wasn't the most terrible party ever..we just ran out of beer."

Guy 2: "dude this party is turdable"

Turdable by DrayDero April 26, 2009

turdler 

the informal name given to newborn babies often of colored descent who are birthed into a toilet, often by mistake.

the 15 year old girl thought she had to poo, but it was only a turdler.

turdler by cheweysmoker March 2, 2007

turdbagger

Someone who has a foul attitude, is rude to others, and makes life miserable for everyone else due to them bagging turds all day in a room by themselves.

My teacher is such a turdbagger.

turdbagger by Golden arrow January 3, 2016

turdball 

A smelly, sleazy, nasty, contemptible person.

Maudiebelle is a real, live turdball.

turdball by Steviedee January 21, 2004