turd fluffer 

a fluffer for turds; an absurd term for a person in general that is not meant to be taken literally.

Adam! Stop being such a turd fluffer!

turd fluffer by Lotte September 21, 2004

turdfluffer 

an oral stimulater of the anus in preparation for defecation and/or insemination

also, someone who feels the need to twicebake his/her poop

Girl 1: I just applied for a position as a turdfluffer for this scat porno where I'll be prepping guys for their big money shots.

Girl 2: I'm so jealous.

turdfluffer by lustrator May 12, 2010