Sir Jerald looked over to Lady Penelope and gave her a sly wink. "You're really going to love this next course," he said in a hushed whisper full of promise. The servent bought a steaming dinner plate to the table and lifted the silver cover. Lady Penelope's eyes lit up with delight and she blushed furiously at Sir Jerald. "My favourite!" she exclaimed and cut deeply into the big fat pile of shit that had oozed out of Geralds asshole not half an hour ago.

Ski ba ba ba do bop

I'm a scatman!

-Scatman John

1) Don't do that scat here.
2) I need to take a scat.
3) Oh scat!! That must've hurt.

scat on my face John

I want to scat with you mommy.

1)
(from Jerry Maguire...well not really)
Dorothy: "I've always loved you, Jerry. You had me at hello. You...complete...me. (crying emotionally)"
Jerry: "Scat, woman! This ain't no god-damned soup kitchen! Go get your fat ass a job! I'm Tom Cruise, bitch!"

2)
"Everybody's sayin' that the Scatman stutters
But doesn't ever stutter when he sings.
But what you don't know I'm gonna tell you right now
That the stutter and the scat is the same thing.
Yo I'm the Scatman."
-Scatman John, "Scatman"