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1.
an oral stimulater of the anus in preparation for defecation and/or insemination

also, someone who feels the need to twicebake his/her poop
Girl 1: I just applied for a position as a turdfluffer for this scat porno where I'll be prepping guys for their big money shots.

Girl 2: I'm so jealous.
by lustrator May 12, 2010
 
2.
a fluffer for turds; an absurd term for a person in general that is not meant to be taken literally.
Adam! Stop being such a turd fluffer!
by Lotte September 21, 2004