turdfluffer

an oral stimulater of the anus in preparation for defecation and/or insemination

also, someone who feels the need to twicebake his/her poop

Girl 1: I just applied for a position as a turdfluffer for this scat porno where I'll be prepping guys for their big money shots.

Girl 2: I'm so jealous.

by lustrator May 13, 2010