Turbanisation 

An increase in the proportion of the people living in an area that wear turbans.

Bradford used to be such a nice place before the impact of Turbanisation.

Turbanisation by mesm-erise April 18, 2015

Turbanator 

Arab version of Ahhhnold's character.

Osama bin Laden used to be widely viewed as a regular Turbanator, but more recently there have been serious doubts that he was actually responsible for all of the terrorist attacks that he was accused of orchestrating.

Turbanator by QuacksO January 17, 2023

Turbants

AKA Ragnits

The Indomitable community of insect like creatures that flourish in the chosen habitat of a Sikh's buttery scalp and head shroud.

Upon finally discarding his festering turb, Hardeep was overwhelmed, blinded and suffocated by the legions of scurrying turbants/ragnits that had dwelled on his bonce since youth.

Turbants by Herbie Dongsporran July 24, 2021

Turbanator 

A person who wears a Turban with Pride. Has a kind heart loves motorcycles and jeeps

I saw a Turbanator on interstate and he stopped his harley in the middle of a road to pick up an injured puppy.

Turbanator by sng21 July 20, 2021

Uppity Urbanite 

Someone who thinks that living downtown is the only way to go and that everyone else is an uncultured rube.

“I can’t visit her, she lives in the suburbs for God’s sake! You might as well ask me to go to the deep south or the dark heart of Africa or some other place with no running water or appletinis!” Shrieked the uppity urbanite.

“Oh...my...God....is that a cow?! Hold me, I’m scared, it’s going to be just like Deliverance”
“Shut the fuck up, Catherine. If you’re going to pull this uppity urbanite shit with me we will end this road trip right now.”

Uppity Urbanite by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

feral urbanites 

1. dysfunctional city dwellers, prone to acts of violence or aggression

2. city-dwelling, undomesticated, ignorant, amoral members of the lower class; often adored with tattoos and affiliated with gangs

3. work-averse inner city thugs engaging in illicit schemes of self-enrichment (e.g. looting, robbery, carjacking, knockdown games), at the expense of innocent victims perceived as weak or defenseless (e.g. old people, lone drunks, gays, transvestites)

4. followers of corrupt, self-aggrandizing corporate extortionists and inciters of race riots, such as Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton

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a: "Dude, those feral urbanites have been following us for the last half hour"

b: "S'ahright, man, if they try to rob us I'll trayvon the first one -- the others will scatter like cockroaches when the lights go on"

feral urbanites by GoAheadMakeMyDay July 25, 2012

turbanista 

a fashionista who rocks a turban. especially prada's 2007 satin turban.

nyc fashion week brought out all the turbanistas.

turbanista by the ue December 24, 2008