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when you tie your wife to the side of a docked tug boat and munch on her va-jay-jay for hours on end while making the noises "nom-nom-nom" and "toot toot"

also a boss gamertag on xbox
Mike: Last night i tugboatsandwiched this broad and she drowned

Tom: Holy shit i played this guy on cod7 named tugboatsandwich and he raped my shit
by georgeforman123456789 January 14, 2011