tutant meenage neetle teetles 

Tutant meenage neetle teetles is a shit copy of the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Also, You can't say it without laughing.

Tutant meenage neetle teetles is impossible not to laugh at.

tutant meenage neetle teetles by Vladimir Carti November 12, 2017

Tuftability

The ability of talking and/or writing nonsense (especially during verbal or written exams), conveying absurd ideas, presenting extravagant foolishness or frivolity as a real cool idea or academically proven. Accordingly a tuft is a statement made without regard for its truth, accuracy, or veracity. Tuft is distinguished from a lie because a lie is a knowing falsehood, while tuft simply does not care whether it is true or false. Nonsense. Shit that isn't real, is unproven, or is made-up.

During the upcoming exam of European Foreign Policy I'm going to use my tuftability more than ever.

Tuftability by sam.equivocus June 29, 2014

Tutas 

The act of being obsessed with correcting grammar/spelling. Usually to be anal when correcting ones sentence phrasing, either in speech or text. The "tutas" usually finds methods of either evading situations inwhich he/she/it is at a fault, or cornered. Also known for not using conjugations.

A: "hey b did you c taht show yesterday nite?"
B: " I'm sorry I do not understand what you are trying to say, please use appropriate phrasing."
A:" But..." * B Interupts*
B: "NO! You are wrong! I do not care! I cannot hear you! Why do you even try to speak! I only comprehend English!"
A:" GTFO YOU TUTAS!"

Tutas by ThatPersonHere May 24, 2011

Tubtast

An armed penguin. Generaly a very large emperor penguin wearing medieval style armour and brandishing an air rifle. Extremely dangerous and should not be approached.

Arrgh... Look, a tubtast is coming! Run!

Tubtast by Bernie Bisto May 21, 2006

turtarrier 

Turtarriers are concrete blocks placed at the back of parking spaces. Often they are yellow or gray, but they can come in any color. Sometimes they are also referred to as "parking barriers" or "parking blocks" but these are both improper terms.

When I pull my car into the parking space I know I have gone too far if I can feel the wheel come into contact with the turtarrier.

turtarrier by Cpt. Rob September 20, 2007

Tutankhamen Ramses Syndrome 

A syndrome that results in half of a persons face being paralyzed causing a severely distorted voice
The voice associated with Tutankhamen Ramses Syndrome uses many forms of "OHH" and is spoken out of the side of ones mouth
When in the state of Tutankhamen Ramses Syndrome it is often also refered to as being Mummified

Mr. Schwab talks with an "OHH" he has Tutankhamen Ramses Syndrome.

Tutankhamen Ramses Syndrome by Angotti Caron Peters November 17, 2007

tuttay

an indian word for balls (testicles)

Yo bitch suck on my tuttays.
My tuttay and my word.

tuttay by thugpungun August 17, 2006