totes mcgots

A serial killer from Newark, Delaware who died from swallowing a lit firecracker in a stand off with police. His first name is pronounced "Toe-tez"

Totes McGots, 26 of Newark, died of a self-inflicted ruptured belly in a stand off with the po-po

totes mcgots by faprowsdower November 22, 2015

totes mcgots

When someone asks you to do something awesome. Also can mean something awesome.

Eli: Did you see em do that
Bill: It was Totes Mcgots

totes mcgots by Carl Beck January 30, 2014

Totes McGotes 

Totally

Bianca: "Lets all go out after the test!"
Craig: "Totes Mcgotes! I'm so down!"

Totes McGotes by Bianx11 October 13, 2011

totes mcgoats 

The only appropriate response for when someone asks you to do something ridiculously cool.

Jezabeth: "Want to start a sea monkey farm?"
Tobias: "TOTES MCGOATS!"

Finbar: "Want to have role play sex? You can be Hermione and I'll be Ron."
Sarah: "TOTES MCGOATS BROSKIE!"

totes mcgoats by Pole Girl 134 May 30, 2010

Totes Mcgoats 

something moms say when they're trying to sound "hip" or cool.

Mom: That's totes mcgoats!!

Child: Mom wtf does that even mean?

Totes Mcgoats by PrdflS8n January 6, 2021

Totes McGoats 

A terrifying beast located near Niagra Falls that scares people into recycling with the demonic powers.

You better recycle that or Totes McGoats will get you!

Totes McGoats by B. Beale March 20, 2016

Totes McGoats 

The cool way of saying 'totally'.

Popular Girl 1: So are you going to my party!?
Popular Girl 2: Totes McGoats.
Popular Girl 1: Cool!

Totes McGoats by goatsbyboats August 17, 2010