10 definitions by PrdflS8n

Sparkling Water Addiction

Something that gay men, English Teachers, Karens, and Spongebob Squarepants have

sally: Woah thats your 15th can today!
John: I have a Sparkling Water Addiction, i can't help it.

by PrdflS8n March 9, 2021

Aunt Carol is that one Cocaine Aunt of the family. She goes to restaurants, orders the most expensive thing on the menu, says she only came here for the atmosphere, then makes someone else pay. She also has exactly 1 fake boob, and likes to show it off to people at inappropriate times. Finally, if she hosts a cookout, she'll make it a potluck but force everyone to use her recipes.

John: Hey how was the cookout?

Bob: It was wild... my aunt is such an Aunt Carol

by PrdflS8n March 9, 2021

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Gurf

a noise one makes to fill any silence. Use when you think is needed.

Ugh... Gurf.

"Whatcha feelin'? "
"Gurf"

by PrdflS8n October 28, 2020

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Totes Mcgoats

something moms say when they're trying to sound "hip" or cool.

Mom: That's totes mcgoats!!

Child: Mom wtf does that even mean?

by PrdflS8n January 7, 2021

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Von

Von is the sweetest most nicest person you will meet. They are so wholesome, funny, and kind. You are incredibly lucky to have a von in your life. Vons are also gay rats, but in a good way. Von is so pure that god itself fears them. Everyone needs a von in their life.

You are so lucky to have your friend von. They are the best.

by PrdflS8n August 10, 2021

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