toddle off

To walk away. To evade. Immature avoidance tactic used by adults to escape facing responsibilities.

Don't just toddle off when I'm talking to you Markus. Don´t be such a pussy.

by rperazag May 11, 2010

Shwat Toddle

Noun: Some one who does diss honest or moraly wrong things

Verb: The act of kicking someone in the balls hard enough to make them jump back up inside them. Thus leaving an empty sack.

noun:"dude did you see Shwat Toddle earlier?"
"Nah he's a tool"

verb:"Jesus christ!"
"yeah even i had a little penis sympathy after that shwat toddle"

by Magnitization January 16, 2008

Tart Toddling

The act of opening a poptart pouch and taking only one of the two poptarts leaving the second one to go stale.

I hate living at my brothers house with all the Tart Toddling that goes on!

by Dooley July 12, 2006

Shwat-toddle

1. v. the act of kicking someones balls back inside them thus making the remaining skin look like a hammster's empty cheeks.

2. n. a person who does unspeakable things to another person.

1.---
John- "Dude devin got shwat-toddled last night"
Matt- "Wow what twat waffle did that?"
John- "I dunno but he's gonna need reconstructice sergery after that one"
2."That shwat-toddle just teabaged the passed out drunk dude.."

by Magnitization October 20, 2007

Ass-toddle

Fifth of six levels of Ass.
One of the strongest levels of Ass, hard to come back to.

"Morty, you are such an Ass-toddle"
"Yeah, well...BLARG!"
*Morty running across field sobbing*

by Two Morons From Orillia June 12, 2003

Lego toddle

A verb, used to describe the type of unbalanced walk after stepping on a stray piece of Lego.

Ouch.

Watch out, don't step on that piece of Lego! You'll Lego toddle otherwise, and you don't want that!

by WordSmithsies February 11, 2012

Toddle Slop

This word refers to shooting a load on a womans face. When the girl gets the load all over her face she resembles a toddler who had food all over their face from eating.

That bitch is a toddle slop.

by montana is gay March 22, 2004