1. v. the act of kicking someones balls back inside them thus making the remaining skin look like a hammster's empty cheeks.
2. n. a person who does unspeakable things to another person.
John- "Dude devin got shwat-toddled last night"
Matt- "Wow what twat waffle did that?"
John- "I dunno but he's gonna need reconstructice sergery after that one"
2."That shwat-toddle just teabaged the passed out drunk dude.."