3 definitions by Magnitization

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1. v. the act of kicking someones balls back inside them thus making the remaining skin look like a hammster's empty cheeks.

2. n. a person who does unspeakable things to another person.
1.---
John- "Dude devin got shwat-toddled last night"
Matt- "Wow what twat waffle did that?"
John- "I dunno but he's gonna need reconstructice sergery after that one"
2."That shwat-toddle just teabaged the passed out drunk dude.."
by Magnitization October 20, 2007

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Noun: Some one who does diss honest or moraly wrong things

Verb: The act of kicking someone in the balls hard enough to make them jump back up inside them. Thus leaving an empty sack.
noun:"dude did you see Shwat Toddle earlier?"
"Nah he's a tool"

verb:"Jesus christ!"
"yeah even i had a little penis sympathy after that shwat toddle"
by Magnitization January 16, 2008

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mocking someone wanting to fight you. Used in a some movies.
"this is only gonna take 2 hits. I hit you and your dick hits the floor"
by Magnitization January 16, 2008

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