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the act of not doing
don't eat my bananas!!!
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Something that people say not to do which generally implies for you to do it.
Teacher: Don't swear in class!
Student: what the f**k did you say b****?
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1.

A common contraction of "do not" used when one participates in Don't Speak where the words take on the form of "Did you know...". Don't speak is a contradictionay language where one makes statements begining the phrase with either "Don't" or "I know...".

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Dont, when used in this language, has the complete opposite effect of its normal counterpart.
"Yo... Dont give me a slice of yo pizza"
-Translation: Give me a slice of your pizza.

When asked a question that puzzles the listener, the listener will calmly reply...

"Dont, I know what you talkin about"

"Dont" is the begining of the sentence, "I know" is the complete opposite... meaning the listener has no idea what was said.
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part of speech: word
common misspellings: don't, do not.

a contraction of the words do and not, also can be handled by saying please dont, or in severe cases, fuck off! id prefer if you didnt continue the action you are continuing, or say the thing youre saying, or think the thing youre thinking.

usually, if not always meant in a comedic but firm way.
steve is licking the floor
kerry to steve: dont, you disusting animal!

blinking once means dont.
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Conjunction of do and not, forming don't, but without the apostrophe.
i r cool dont lie!!!!
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In the act of nature to not do something properly, religiously, funny, seriously, reality, donzarily, poonrilly.
"Don't do it Menik"
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