2. n. a person who does unspeakable things to another person.
John- "Dude devin got shwat-toddled last night"
Matt- "Wow what twat waffle did that?"
John- "I dunno but he's gonna need reconstructice sergery after that one"
2."That shwat-toddle just teabaged the passed out drunk dude.."
Verb: The act of kicking someone in the balls hard enough to make them jump back up inside them. Thus leaving an empty sack.
"Nah he's a tool"
"yeah even i had a little penis sympathy after that shwat toddle"