3 definitions by WordSmithsies

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A food substance of THE highest respectability. Bacon comes from the pig, and is measured in rashers.
It is perfectly acceptable to consume bacon at ANY time of day, accompanied by ANY other food substance (preferably more bacon), and is recommended by many doctors to be eaten for every meal to benefit the baconical lobe of the frontal cortex in the brain.
Overall, if you do not like bacon, you will probably die relatively soon - either from a baconical lobe deficiency, or from being lynched by all the worldwide bacon lovers. So there.
"Ewww no I don't like bacon."
"Well fuck you man. *Avada Kedavra*"
by WordSmithsies February 10, 2012

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A verb, used to describe the type of unbalanced walk after stepping on a stray piece of Lego.

Ouch.
Watch out, don't step on that piece of Lego! You'll Lego toddle otherwise, and you don't want that!
by WordSmithsies February 10, 2012

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God.
And on the seventh day, Ed Sheeran made gingers sexy. And all was well in the world.
by WordSmithsies February 10, 2012

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