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jew to loser 

To start bullying a woman even though you were innocent at first
Man, that big guy went from jew to loser.

Miah and the Jew's guide to the ladies 

A series of YouTube videos that gives a comprehensive guide to all you need to know on picking up classy ladies.
I was having trouble with my love live, until I saw Miah and the Jew's guide to the ladies. Now I get all the girls.

Set it to Jewish 

To adopt a thrifty or cost-mindful attitude.
"Dude, we're running low on funds. We better set it to Jewish until the end of the month."
Set it to Jewish by ShahOfShazam September 30, 2009

take me to the jeweler

It's a line from Katy Perry's song 'Harleys in Hawai', I'm not a native speaker so tryna understand this line and a previous one if you can help
When I hula-hula, hula
So good, you'll take me to the jeweler, jeweler, jeweler

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. 

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis
Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.