Top Definition
Too Mafia To Function.
When your involvement in high crime begins to interfere irreversibly with your everyday life.
Deepak: I couldn't get into the onsen cause people associate my tats with the yakuza.
Samantha: You're tmtf.
by EricBolton January 15, 2015

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