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Something that's engrossing and addictive, but that keeps you from doing things that are actually important, like earning a living, or eating meals, or caring for your children.
"Ever since I got on Facebook I haven't been able to stay away. I'm spending hours on it each day -- it's a total time suck, but I can't stop! Grocery shopping and laundry will have to wait.
time suck by spudsmc January 17, 2009
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Waiting in line at the DMV was a total time suck.
time suck by Anonymous October 30, 2002
An uninterruptable quest to find an answer to a problem that should only have taken less than a few minutes to solve. Solving this puzzle is most often unavoidable and attempts to work around the problem generally add more time and more suck.
Adjusting an ailing carburetor and converting datetime datatypes are my least favorite time sucks.
time suck by Bitts February 19, 2009
what facebook is
"Facebook is a time suck! I posted a funny picture after dinner and all of a sudden it's midnight!"
time suck by deekayCA February 4, 2010

vampire time suck 

A person or thing that, like a vampire, sucks an inordinate amount of time from your schedule.
"Remember that software bug I found? Well, I was working on that vampire time suck of a project for hours."

time to suck todays dick 

When you have to do something that isn't fun
Student : I don't wanna go take that math test.

Other student: I know, time to suck todays dick

if the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock 

“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock” is a famous quote written by the realest gia. This should be a mock against the offensive “if her age is on the clock then she’s ready for my cock” sentence which is pedophelic.
“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock”
“Yes daddy”
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