tim
Technologically
Incompetent
Mother

A mother who, despite repeated explanations, still cant figure out how to use the television/stereo/computer etc etc.

Generally middle-aged and a source of great frustration to their technologically savvy partner/children
TIM: "How do I use this remote?"
Child/Partner: "Oh sweet Jesus....I explained this 6 times already in the last three weeks..."
TIM: "But its got lots of buttons..."
Child/Partner: "You're such a TIM"
by The_Bear June 06, 2007
Tim
Celtic fan, Scum, IRA, Unwashed, Septic, In-Bred!

Celtic FC = A GROUP OF TIMS
Hey William, Look at that dirty Tim!

Neil Lennon is a Tim!
by kingwilly May 11, 2011
Tim
An awkward deformed mutant that is probably an extremist in his Islamic Beliefs, sometimes Tims are Buddhists, but mostly they believe in brown smelly god. mostly stays home all day and plays video games and pretends to be cool. Even if he tries to be good looking by working out, He's still the ugliest guy on the block.
Tim
by ChrisHAHAHAHAyyyy June 14, 2011
Tim
A Freaking Aweshum Person who is greater than you in all ways. Yes, All ways. He always insults people and makes that's what she said jokes.
Kid 1: ARGHHH THE OYSTER CUT ME
Kid 2: IT'S SO BIG
Tim: That's What She Said.
Kid 1: Tim You're Not HELPING
Tim: Neither are you SHUT UP
by Hooooooooopi2 October 16, 2010
tim
Catholic or supporter of Celtic FC, Scots slang, mild sectarian insult.
See him o'er there he's a tim
by The Mongoose June 10, 2005
Tim
another word for maijurana. to smoke marijuana.
"I think I'm going to go talk to Tim."
"Have you talked to Tim today?"
by tjrline July 28, 2008
tim
One who is the pimp at every party, a huge badass, a gangsta, and a fucking liberal.
"yo, if being fresh to death is a crime its time for tim to see a jury."
by conservative rosebud sister October 23, 2006
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