Also, an in-the-closet homosexual who lies to friends about all the cheerleaders checking him out, when really, the only female he/it has ever been attracted to is a excruciatingly disgusting Russian female named Olga.
br00tal emo kid:"Just listening to some Suicide Silence"
Tim:"yeah, they're pretty br00tal, I listen to them all the time, well anyway, I'm gonna go cry and cut myself. Because I'm JUST. THAT. BRUTAL."
br00tal emo kid:"Stupid conformist."
A mother who, despite repeated explanations, still cant figure out how to use the television/stereo/computer etc etc.
Generally middle-aged and a source of great frustration to their technologically savvy partner/children
Child/Partner: "Oh sweet Jesus....I explained this 6 times already in the last three weeks..."
TIM: "But its got lots of buttons..."
Child/Partner: "You're such a TIM"