To be extremely flamboyantly hated, and gay.
"Ahh! my internets being Tim!"
"Damn i hate it when its being Tim"
"If my internet wasn't so Tim i would be winning games and hating Tim"
"Good one Tim"
Guy who thinks he is so good at NBA 2K but in reality, he is just a scrub. Often picks the thunder claiming they are his favorite team.
Uses Durant on every play possible. Plays with the thunder because he doesn't have a chance with any other team. Foolishly thinks he is the best.
Tim : Darin you trying to play me in 2K?
Darin: The last 5 times we played I skunked you. You feel Like losing again?
Tim: Imma get Durant and I'm gonna win this time.
(*Thomas gets Skunked in first quarter)
Darin: Now that's 6 times.
Tim: Maaaaaannnnnn! You got lucky again homeboy!
Temporary Internet Malfunction; an acronym used as an indicator of an Internet malfunction; usually to explain an unplanned sign-off or other Internet related issue
Paz: I Can't Wait To C...
((Paz Signed Off))
((Paz Signed On))
David: WhereTF Did U Go?
Paz: Sorry. TIM.
David: Oh. Damn TIMz!
Shrimp. Puny. The smallest person in the room. A man whose arms are so small you are afraid to shake his hand in fear they may break. The name you give to a person smaller. less muscular than Tom.
Is she anorexic or just a tim.
Don't get too close to Tim honey, his arms might break.
That boss Tom looks massive next to Tim Holtorf.
Used to refer to a douche that looks like a skin head, could also be used to describe someone with an oddly shaped head. Tims may usually be seen having dirty thoughts to themselves, humping things or being excessively perverted in some way. Also may be a competitive asshole.
Yeah, you see Tim over there? He's humping the desk again.
Someone who is never at the blame for anything. Does not have much of an attention span and loves his room as hot as it can get. Also has some strange black spots on his penis that look like an STD.
If there is one thing that I learned from brayzzers, it's that if a girl says no, you follow to her car and Tim her.
An awkward deformed mutant that is probably an extremist in his Islamic Beliefs, sometimes Tims are Buddhists, but mostly they believe in brown smelly god. mostly stays home all day and plays video games and pretends to be cool. Even if he tries to be good looking by working out, He's still the ugliest guy on the block.